Well ya know how it goes...or do ya?  Should I explain it to ya?  Don't mind if I do:

God is a master in most everything, ok everything.  But, there is something in which he takes particular joy.  The creater is a master in matters of worst case scenario.

For instance.....If you have 10 minutes to have sex before the cops find you in the oval office...your mom will call you and talk for 5 and the x will keep you from gettin hard before the next 5 are up.

I'd like to thank all my lil bitches for being nice to me this last week for both the good and sad reasons.  There is no reward for being nice to me and yall know it.  In fact there are often prices to pay for being my friend, like dealing with the things i say..or do.  In all reallity i wouldnt be my friend, but yall are and that makes it all more real.  In a world where barley anything is real those things that are keep my mind peacefully numb.  I've exceeded my emotions for the night, or at least the ones ill share so i leave with this:

No matter how honest you are...people will think you lie.  No matter how strong you are..people with think you're weak.  Reguardless of what you want....you can't have it.  When you don't want to feel.....you will.  When you don't want to feel...it will increase exponentualy.  This world is fake, cruel, real, honest, any and everything that lives in the world of hypocrisy.  There is only one redeeming quality in this entire existence and that is this....Sometimes in the blink of an eye it will suprise you, whether for good or bad something will catch you by suprise.  When it's good leap into it blindly and ride joy until it throws you off.  When its bad just start swinging blindly for it's face.  Don't fight smart or make a plan, don't compromise yourself.  Go for the knockout the entire time even if you are aimed for certain destruction.  And if you take the time to look around at everything life is trying to change you with, and for a fleating moment shape everything up....learn to love everything in it's horrible nature, and burn out as bright as you can.  Make a charred mark large enough that maybe someone will remember you after you are gone.

-robert-

If you read this, even if i don't speak to you often, you should post a memory of me. it can be anything you want, good or bad, just so long as it happened. then post this to your journal to see what people remember about you.

Hello whores?  Hello dollys?  Hello.......aw shit i got it!!  Hello Bitches!!  It's me....oh come on you know me......Rob..anyways i hate you bye.

Ok i'm back.....back again....so far this weblog has had at least 50 gay things in it....can i get the record?  Ha as if you didnt know.  Ok well latley i havent been up to much.  Workin.....bandin.....xboxin....i don't want yall to like freakin go crazy-ape-shit-poo-ass on me but i've got ta tell ya i've only drank like twice in 2 or 3 weeks.   ok maybe 5 but still thats really weird.  I think it's because I'm so unhappy and im goin to kill myself in your backyard.  Just as soon as i figure out how to blow my head off with a shotgun, hang myself from your tree and electricute myself in a bathtub with a toaster, all at the same time.  Hey if you've got lil bros or cousins or if you wanna take a break from molestin your neighbor's kid...show them this entry......This is what it's all about.....ok now for some fuck you's.....I know yall love these

1.  prince of pop......fuck you

2.  hoobastank......fuck you

3.  american idol......fuck you

4.  teddy ruxpkin......fuck you

5.  santa......fuck you ( where was the fuckin spidey suit cocksucker i looked under everybody's trees)

6.  martha stewert......fuck you (you ain't no god damned opra...god i just love watching her, i could watch opra sodomise a cow and not be turned off)

7.oh god dr phil holy shit i think you made the list twice dickhead......fuck you

8.  Oh look ya did dr phil, I swear if i ever meet you face to face ill make what bruno does to mecelly look like a walk in a park in compton......fuck you

9 .  And finally me......fuck me.....please

bye bitches

Kurt quotes

A friend is nothing but a known enemy.
Kurt Cobain

By definition pop is extremely catchy, whether you like it or not," Cobain says. "There are some pop songs I hate but I can't get them out of my head. Our songs also have the standard pop format: Verse, chorus, verse, chorus, solo, bad solo. All in all, I think we sound like The Knack and the Bay City Rollers being molested by Black Flag and Black Sabbath.
Kurt Cobain

Don't expect me to cry for all the reasons you had to die.
Kurt Cobain

Drugs are a waste of time. They destroy your memory and your self-respect and everything that goes along with with your self esteem.
Kurt Cobain

I had a really good childhood up until I was nine, then a classic case of divorce really affected me.
Kurt Cobain

I really haven't had that exciting of a life. There are a lot of things I wish I would have done, instead of just sitting around and complaining about having a boring life. So I pretty much like to make it up. I'd rather tell a story about somebody else.
Kurt Cobain

I wanted to move to Seattle, sell my ass, and be a punk rocker, but I was too afraid.
Kurt Cobain

I was looking for something a lot heavier, yet melodic at the same time. Something different from heavy metal, a different attitude.
Kurt Cobain

I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not.
Kurt Cobain

I'm so happy because today I found my friends - they're in my head
Kurt Cobain

I'm too busy acting like I'm not Naive. I've seen it all, I was here first.
Kurt Cobain

I've always had a problem with the average macho man - they've always been a threat to me.
Kurt Cobain

If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail!
Kurt Cobain

If you die you're completely happy and your soul somewhere lives on. I'm not afraid of dying. Total peace after death, becoming someone else is the best hope I've got.
Kurt Cobain

If you ever need anything please don't hesitate to ask someone else first.
Kurt Cobain

It's better to burn out, than to fade away.
Kurt Cobain

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings.
Kurt Cobain

My generation's apathy. I'm disgusted with it. I'm disgusted with my own apathy too, for being spineless and not always standing up against racism, sexism and all those other -isms the counterculture has been whinning about for years.
Kurt Cobain

Never met a wiseman if so it's a woman!
Kurt Cobain

Punk is musical freedom. It's saying, doing and playing what you want. In Webster's terms, 'nirvana' means freedom from pain, suffering and the external world, and that's pretty close to my definition of Punk Rock.
Kurt Cobain

That's what music is entertainment. The more you put yourself into it, the more of you comes out in it.
Kurt Cobain

The worst crime is faking it.
Kurt Cobain

Thought the sun is gone, I have a light.
Kurt Cobain

Vandelism is as beautiful as a rock in a cop's face.
Kurt Cobain

We're so trendy we cant even escape ourselves.
Kurt Cobain

What people don't realize is that the so-called Seattle grunge scene grew out of several close-knit gourmet supper clubs - we would only pick up guitars to pass the time while our dishes were simmering, baking, boiling, etc.
Kurt Cobain

Why hello ladies and bitches.....or is that bitches and gentlemen?   Ah who cares?  You bitches don't do you?  Now...... right now are you wondering if I'm talking to you?  If so so, are you offended?................................... .........................................................................................................  Moving on.  It's 8:13 a.m. and i hav't been to sleep yet.  I just finished watchin king arthur.  It was great.  I am 21 years old on the 28th.  I will drink a lot more often when i turn 21.  I am single.  I like having sex.  My name is rob.  I like sex.  I drank a lot of tea tonight.  I have to pee.

Thus conludes random thoughts by rob.  I didn't put capitols on things, if i forgot them while i was randomizeing, to prove that it was really random.  Got to go but its your own damn fault cus if your dissapointed like i know you are.  What the hell did you expect for Roberto Flamingo De santa Anna's sizzzer. Oop i mean i drank my site. bye